Thursday, September 18, 2008

Assholes Inc. - Reputation Management Services














Assholes Inc – Reputation Management Services

We’ll F@%k Up The Competition


Looking for new ways to rise above the pack? Here at Assholes Inc we say; “If you can’t beat’em – destroy’em!”


You’ve heard of reputation management services, but do you know about our anti-reputation management programs? We’re the company that keeps the rep managers in business. If you’ve got a competitor (or even a friend, spouse…we don’t care) that needs to be bitch slapped far and wide on the web, then you’ve come to the right spot.


Here’s just some of the nightmare your target will face;

  • Lost revenues
  • Destroyed marketing campaigns
  • PR staff breakdown
  • Search engine sadness
  • Mental instability for executives
  • Hair loss (from pulling it out)
  • Increased rep management costs
  • Email overflow and madness
  • Internal stress and strife

Great SEO Company, Dirt Cheap Rates and Lightning Fast Responses, Check It Out.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

A great example of what SEO can do to help OR hurt a website. Boy, I hope this company is real- I would like to hire them myself!